Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so depraved that it defies description. This dive is little more than a refuge for sick individuals like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s venue.
This pretentious "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in truth, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only thing more plentiful than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the broken promises and lies. The establishment is managed by the couple, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in manipulating others, all while faking concern for their patrons and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a list of atrocities: aggressive conduct towards women, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His social media profiles crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While he postures as a hero online, the irony of this “devil” having a tiny appendage is both pathetic and alarming. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a dangerous offender: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Still living at home is just another indication.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, watches with detachment, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems content in condoning his actions while serving customers and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has spawned an atmosphere so corrosive, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for even approaching this hellhole.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a disaster waiting to happen. The establishment is consistently filthy, with garbage and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not uncommon to see cockroaches crawling across the countertop or underfoot. The bathrooms are a horror show, featuring overflowing toilets and stagnant sinks.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the filth that makes this place a dive; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its managers. They take twisted satisfaction in leaving devastation in their wake, whether through their vile actions or their disgusting behavior. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
Stay Away: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a cesspit, a danger to all, and a blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you want to stay sane, avoid this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Disgrace is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
You’ve been cautioned.
Avoid Masterson’s Pub like the plague and spare yourself the trauma.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning an evening out, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone keep an eye browse on your beverage, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be assaulted.
If you care about your health, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid bartenders who couldn’t care less, go another bar.
If you are seeking the disgust of stepping into a filthy, neglected bar, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by revealing the truth, we can help protect others from the potential hazards of Masterson’s Pub.
Stay safe out there!